Humor Morning Coffee Rules 4

Rule #4: Coffee Before Conversations.

It's not a suggestion — it's a rule. The Morning Coffee Rules series continues with more non-negotiable wisdom for the person who needs their cup before they can deal with, well, anything. Or anyone.

Wear it to work, to breakfast, or anywhere someone might try to talk to you too early.

Why You'll Love It

• Hilarious morning coffee rules design every caffeine lover will relate to
• Soft, preshrunk 5.3 oz. Gildan G500 cotton — comfortable all day
• Available in sizes S–5XL for an inclusive fit
• Multiple color options to match your mug
• Makes a perfect gift for coffee addicts, coworkers, and early risers

Fabric Details

• 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton (select colors are cotton/poly blend)
• Seamless rib at neck, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease